It's tough to be a liberal today. The liberal movement has been hijacked by zealots who require that you abandon not just your principles, but also your brains and your hearts, replacing them all with hatred so vile and putrid you rot from within.
Of course the first and most important principle the new left demands you relinquish is independent thought. Sharing and embracing new ideas, exploring options, self exploration, critical review, all are forbidden by today's left. Only uniformity of thought is allowed.
Freedom of choice is also forbidden. Our leaders know exactly what is best for us and to think outside those boundaries is strictly forbidden.
Our elected leaders our the enforcers of these rigid and unyielding rules. Not only will they control the physical environment in which we live, but they act as thought police as well, demanding ridgid adherence to the freedoms they believe are important while demanding that any other freedom be relinquished.
Thought police require massive armies to enforce the required beliefs. It behooves our fellow citizens to insure we are thinking clearly and not allowing forbidden thoughts to enter our minds. Society can only move forward once we are all walking on the same path and thinking the same thoughts.
Today that path of glorious uniformity begins on The Freedom Trail. You can be certain there will be no Chick-fil-A's to tempt your body or your soul off the path to liberal righteousness.